Star Wars is not Inspirational

Empire

"Star Wars" Drinking Game
When Leia is Hot, we Drink
Blackout, Here I come.





Actually, the rules to this drinking game moved and changed over the course of the night.
Several varieties were
1 - drink whenever Luke acts like a bitch
2 - drink whenever Chewbacca talks
3 - drink whenever Leia and Han use a pet name with each other
4 - drink for every fatality
5 - drink when shit blows up (blasters don't count)

Basically, we drank whenever we felt like it.


It's no fun playing drinking games with Ed.
He's even more of a lightweight than I am.

He was passed out by the end of episode 5.

I feel bad about making him walk home alone.
I sometimes fear that he won't make it.

But it's summer, and he's not going to die from sleeping outdoors.